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(Cover / Backcover Design by John B. Michaels)
(The actual book size is 6x9, both in hardcover and softcover editions.)
Rated PG-13
(some strong language / some sexual inferences)
A Brief Description
Self-help / Inspirational Fiction
For a book that will make a positive difference in your life, and a book that will make a positive difference in the lives of all of those with whom you may later “pay it forward,” let me suggest Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse. This is a story about a comical, troubled, young knight from Camelot who journeys into the future; his quest is to feel and act like a king.
The highly hilarious, heart-warming story of personal hope will make you laugh. Above all, you will learn more about yourself, develop more self-confidence and self-esteem, and you will feel better about yourself, overall. This mostly amusing, thoroughly entertaining, episodic narrative is simply “must reading” for anyone who aspires to become the very best that he or she can be!
Note: The “book preview” link will give you a look at the “Table of Contents” and the “Prologue.”
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You may purchase the book-quality, Adobe-PDF-formatted eBook
for $7.50 (list price: $9.95)—SAVE $2.45!
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Ordering Information
A state-of-the-art softcover (trade paperback) edition ($21.95) (place order for the trade paperback), a standard-hardcover edition with dust jacket ($29.95) (place order for the hardcover), and a book-quality, Adobe, PDF-formatted, eBook edition (list price: $9.95—SALE PRICE: $7.50) (download eBook here) with your secure payment through PayPal.
In addition, the softcover (trade paperback) edition of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse will be available online, approximately June 15, 2011, at Amazon.com for $21.95.
Also, the book is available at Amazon as a KINDLE eBook for $9.95 and can be downloaded to the KINDLE reader (or any eBook-reading device that is compatible with Amazon’s KINDLE reader) at: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UICP0Q. And the book can be downloaded at Barnes & Noble on B&N’s NOOK reader for $9.95 (or any eBook-reading device that is compatible with the NOOK reader) at: http://www.barnesandnoble.com.
The Ideal Gift Book
Not only will you want a copy of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse for yourself, but you will want to purchase additional printed copies as gift books for your relatives and friends.
Extravagant Gift Shoppers
For Sale: One Super Book—$1 Million!
Before most of you start laughing from what seems like a preposterous idea, keep one thing in mind: For someone who has a keen sense of humor or for someone, especially a teenager or young adult, who aspires to become the very best that he or she can be, this remarkable book is truly worth a million dollars!
Therefore, just for fun and for the worldwide publicity I would receive if one or more wealthy individuals do indeed take me up on this proposal, I am offering up to FIVE hardcover copies of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse to any one or more outrageously rich actors, celebrities, superstar athletes, etc.—to anyone or to those few people who want to be among up to five gift buyers and/or personal owners of the world’s first just-published million-dollar book.
Only up to five hardcover books with full-color dust jackets will ever be published and printed by Lulu, my print-on-demand publisher. Actually, I have already uploaded the text and book covers to Lulu. I can personally deliver the registered million-dollar hardcover edition of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse within a week of any such purchase.
So for those financially able individuals who desire the equivalent of a Rembrandt painting or the equivalent of any other exceptionally rare, extravagant, gift item, and for those who, by purchasing registered copies of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse for the outlandish but firm price of $1,000,000—those few persons, as a result of subsequent media publicity, would help me in my relentless effort to bring PUBLIC AWARENESS to a book that, after some 12 years in the development, so richly deserves it! Please direct your serious inquiry only to me at: johnbmichaels@onesuperbook.com.
Fifty percent (50%) of my net proceeds will be donated to ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) and to HSUS (Humane Society of the United States) for the purpose of helping those charitable organizations to find loving homes for homeless dogs and cats.
(Cover and backcover images of the million-dollar edition of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse can be viewed below.)
Trade Paperback / Hardcover / Film Rights / Foreign-Publication Rights for Sale
Currently, I am using Lulu.com, a print-on-demand publisher, to distribute the trade-paperback edition of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse to Amazon. Of course, the trade paperback is also being listed at my storefront at Lulu. Lulu owns the ISBN on the trade-paperback edition. The standard-hardcover edition does not currently have an ISBN because I am simply taking orders from my storefront at Lulu. The hardcover has not gone to the distribution channel.
After you read at least the Adobe PDF-formatted eBook edition of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse, simply e-mail me with any interest in purchasing publication rights to the TRADE-SOFTCOVER EDITION and the HARDCOVER EDITION of this literature. In addition, I would be willing to sell FILM RIGHTS through a major publisher, provided that I have not already sold movie rights by the time I make contract arrangements with a major publishing house. Finally, I would be willing to sell FOREIGN-PUBLICATION RIGHTS to any interested major publisher, as well.
Adobe PDF-formatted eBook Edition ($7.50)
Softcover (Trade Paperback) Edition ($21.95)
Contact Information
e-mail: johnbmichaels@onesuperbook.com
John B. Michaels,
author of Laughing Your Way Out of the Doghouse
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